Hey, an update!

Yeah, you thought I forgot about this thing huh? Well fuck you. Down to bidness: first-This guy. I never was a fan of salesmen. The story sounded funnier on TV. "The man came into the house, sold an insurance policy to the woman, and then made her touch him between the legs." Most ridiculous part(s): a) they say this might not be his first time, and b) chick buys a fucking insurance policy from the dude! For real, y'all?

more ridiculosity - Teenage Mad Bomber, motivation: dog. for fuckin real. They really need to release more of this story, because it sounds like it's probably a fuckin riot.

Now, we're gonna try somethin a little different. I'm gonna post a picture or comic or some shit like that about things that've recently amused me each time I update. maybe.
This is what I saw in my rear view mirror on the way home today.

Yep, dude picked his nose and ate it, and I watched. I lit up a cigarette and thought it would be funny if we were both watching each other thinking "ugh, what a gross habit"